I kind of love this.
they’ve been here…………
#touches the ground#it is still warm and there are dorito crumbs spread around#the stench of men’s rights in the air
*stands up slowly* *sniffs air*, “the stench is still strong” you whisper to yourself. You feel eyes from the other end of the aisle. Cautiously you turn around to see a white cis male in a black fedora and an ironic t-shirt with a meme reference.
"Hello" The brony squints "I see you’ve found the reminder I’ve left for you"
"Reminder?" you say, confused
"REMINDER THAT I DON’T BELONG IN THE FRIENDZONE" all of the sudden the brony does a magical girl transformation but nothing changes. He takes off his fedora, revealing another fedora. He throws the fedora at you. "I’LL SEND YOU TO THE FRIENDZONE" he shouts
You dodge the fedora “Good that’s where I want to be. The friendzone”
He continues to throw fedoras “I. DON’T. WANT. TO. BE. IN. THE. FRIENDZONE!!!” His eyes glow red
"I THOUGHT FRIENDSHIP WAS MAGIC" you cry out as you dodge fedoras
All of the sudden the brony stops. His arm fall to his side and the fedora tumbles out of his hand to the ground. Slowly, he lays on the ground in fetal position.
"You have used my own logic against me" and with that he fades, slowly disappearing into thin air. You turn back to the shelf just in time to see the fedora begin to fade into thin air. There’s a note on the fedora. You pick it up.
There’s a message written in chetto dust “I’m a nice guy” reads the note. You crumple up the note and throw it in the nearest recycling bin.
I quite like this even though I rather enjoy and am endeared to fuddy-duddy, pedantic, red pen wielding people sometimes and their charmingly excessive obsession with formalities, correctness, and clear rules.
I adore this particular part from the video: “But do they bubble and froth and slobber and cream with joy at language? Do they ever let the tripping of the tips of their tongues against the tops of their teeth transport them to giddy euphoric bliss? Do they ever yoke impossible words together for the sound-sex of it? Do they use language to seduce, charm, excite, please, affirm, and tickle those they talk to?”
Ok this week Ghost Tentacles attempts the “friend tag”.
I imagine overall it’s much more interesting/fun to us then other people but it has it’s moments! We have been having way to much fun being ridiculous, manic, giggly, and derpy with these, so enjoy!
Try it with your friends and see how you do ♥ ;p.
(Reminder to watch it in HD, because derpettes are best in high resolution ;p.)
DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA
FUCK NOW I’M UPSET
If I had a time machine and could only do one thing with it, I would take a generator and a photocopier to Alexandria and make copies of everything. So we could read all those lost plays and find out what the scientists of the time thought about the world.
This reminds me of basically what happens when you shoot with friends.
Candid from about a week ago before I rolled around in @tmronin's seedy ass basement in a silly fur bikini because reasons!! He takes pictures of me doing ridiculous things. There will be a Zivity set (only if you're a good internet) one day me thinks.
Mister: “What have you done to your laptop littleone?”
Me: “I have a problem!?!”
This is why we can’t have nice things.
i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation
The Fifth Element cosplay by Tanuki-Tinka-Asai